Those of a nervous disposition look away now.

Oooops sorry. Too late....

There I was minding my own business, perusing the Sunday Sport....sorry you didn't think I'd admit to reading the Mail, did you? Much safer to have people wonder if you're an eejit than confirm it by reading the Mail.

There's a heartwarming story about some slight neighbourly friction between 2 sides of the semi. (I did mention it was the Sunday Sport, yeah?)
The bright side love to lay on a light show at Christmas, covering their house in flashing lights and adorning the garden with inflatable snowmen and Santas.
Next door is a  little more from the Bah Humbug camp. They've sort of entered into the festive lights thing but I'm not convinced there is much Christmas spirit in the message. More Christmas spite, perhaps?

Anyway if Cigs has any serious aspirations of a Turner Prize then perhaps exploring a new medium such as lighting might provide the necessary impetus to take the art form to the upper echelons. Or failing that, the aforementioned Turner Prize.

Merry Cigsmas you good good people. May Santa bring you all that your hearts desire. I'm sure you all deserve it.