Bend It Bend It

Oh dear god. 

this was going to be a lovely blip about my lovely origami

but sadly , things have deteriorated and I am laying prostrate on the floor with the worst cramp in the world. 

the neighbours have called the police because they thought himself was being murdered as I screamed "Si Si " and screamed and swore like a trooper. 

i've lain still for a while, and then bent my leg to stand which has sent me back into paroxism of agony.

Tell me; what can I do.  I need the toilet.