BAH HUMBUG!

December is upon us and I have to pretend I like Christmas, the decorations went up today apart from the tree which is new but half the lights don't seem to be working on it, might be that we don't know what we're doing of course but no one bothered to read the instructions. Thankfully my task in the operation was to check everything from a health & safety angle and I didn't have to mess about with baubles and bits of tinsel.
I've calculated that if I add up all the ages of my charges it comes to about 4160 , that's a lot of turkey over the years and more than enough time to get over the excitement!