Popped a cap in Santa's arse...

... Luca did.
Because he was an imposter.
The real one makes one appearance, and one only, for the whole month of December: in Farmleigh.
And the real one does not wear a rastaman's woolly hat

Another days of mayhem, hyperactive kids, cupcakes and popcorn overdose, children in a headlock getting a face paint whether they want it or not, and a school floor that will smell of melted chocolate for weeks to come.

For the second week in a row, I am actually looking forward to going back to work...