Hide and seek

I ask the girl assisting peeps decide which Christmas tree they want to bond with...............
"I would like a cuddly tree. How do I choose?"
She says "That's easy, just think of what you look for in a prospective partner............ You want a fat and fluffy bottom!!"

Fluffy, fat, cuddly christmas tree bought from that well known Swedish flat pack store.........
Offering £20 gift vouchers with each tree.............. They're not daft knowing us Scots are frugal!!