In Hiding

Actually, I'm not so much hiding as trying to get a decent layer of dirt on myself.  I did get taken to the garage for a tuneup the groomers for a wash and brush up, and I hate that place with a passion. 

SHE has to carry me in - there's no way I'll walk in on all four paws.  You wouldn't like it either - having your nether regions squeezed and shaved.  It's not very nice, and extremely undignified.

It makes me smell all perfumy, not at all like a dog should smell.