The Nightmare before Christmas, that is.....

Manchester Christmas Markets.
Its too over crowded.
Its too cold
The Beer is too expensive (and tastes like Weasel Pi**).
The food is too expensive. (and particularly good this year!)
I don't like it.
I've never liked it since it began.

I liked the Gluwein
I liked the Chocolates.
I liked the Gluwein.
I liked the frappes
I liked the Wein Glu
I liked the Cheese.
I also licked the Wine Gum
I liked the Krankaur, The Bratwurst and the Pork Steak
The Warm Cider was different. (Warm CIDER?)
I particularly likled the Guy that spells the Scarlic Graping bowels every year.
Hic........
I'll be there again next year

TAXI!!!!!