Cold Turkey

My Dear Princess and Dear Fellows,

It was pretty hot in the flat this morning, so we broke out this bad boy. 

What is it, you may ask. Well it's our EvaPolar a/c unit. It is way better than our last a/c unit in that:

a) It is not the size of a small Fiat.
b) It doesn't sound like you are standing on the runway at Heathrow when it is turned on.
c) It actually effing works.

Isn't it cute, though? It's this tiny wee thing, not much bigger than a toaster. And it GLOWS green which proves that it is working.

I bought two more of these for when it gets really hot. I want to avoid the chaos that was "fandemonium" last year, when Wellington baked and you couldn't find a fan in the shops ANYWHERE. So I've got a 2nd one just the same as this and a Baby EvaPolar as well! 

We have not taken it out of the box yet, but I bet it will be the size of an Oxford English Dictionary and it will make purring noises as it cools you down.

As you can tell I am very excited about this, having suffered from Betty Swollocks for three entire months last year.

However, on the bad news front I am currently going through drug withdrawal. I have become ADDICTED to a nasal decongestant spray that TOTALLY worked miracles a couple of weeks ago. Just CURED my hayfever. It was brilliant.

But now I find that if I stop taking it, my nose immediately swells up inside like Ralph Wiggum is cramming handfuls of crayons up there. And the spray itself just isn't working as well as it used to.

So I have given UP the spray. No more spray. As a result, I'm suffering a bit today. According to Dr. Google, I'll be like this for a few days which is really bloody irritating. I feel like Ant McPartlin, only with a nose.

Snork.

S.