Doing My Yuletide Duty

This morning the Wretched One decided that it was time to choose our tree before all the good ones found far more suitable homes.  I wonder what she's going to call the poor thing this year.

In other news, my friend Laura (who looked after me for the first 10 weeks of my life) was on Good Morning Britain today - at 6.40 - the Wretched One missed it by 2 minutes because she was still snoozing.  I keep telling her, you snooze you lose, but will she listen?  

Those PETA folk were using our nearby village of Wool to get publicity by asking the Parish Council to change the name to Vegan Wool.....oh what silly people.  Laura saw them off.  This is obviously why I am such a good guard dog...I learned it at her knee.