Man Talk

water looks cold

yup, not many ducks about

reckon Piggy will go for a paddle?

she usually does

vets went alright

giggles

what?

I cocked my leg and peed on the cat toys

mate! That's not cool. The vet gives us treats

I'm the Dark Lord. Everything I do is cool. In fact I'm so cool i could have been a penguin

you're the right colour

penguins don't get to lay on the sofa or ride in the car, I'll stick with being a dog. Anyway, how was your weigh in this morning?

All good, mate. I've lost 5kgs in 6 months. Looking good, feeling good

well done bro. Let's hope the snacks get reinstated now you're slimmer

mmmmm snacks....