Sheep

Somebody is a sheep in the school play. They're fairly happy about it. Apparently(!) the teacher asked, "Who wants to be a sheep?". An innocent question, she could have been forgiven for thinking! I am reliably informed that no.1 son stretched his arm up so high he had to use the other hand to push it and he used 'this' face <opens eyes scarily widely and purses lips> What teacher could reasonably argue with all that effort?? The child clearly wants to be a sheep. Weirdo....