A place for a sign

As part of our ministry of hospitality, we thought that perhaps it would be good to let folk know what we are up to from week to week.
So the gentleman in the picture made this lovely notice board. We officially opened it with the only available notice, which was an A5, which made it look a little odd.

Odder, though, was the key saga. I filled up the space the next day and put the little keys for the noticeboard lock in our not terribly secret key cupboard. All good.
The next day, the posters had been slightly interfered with and the keys had disappeared! Completely! It was loudly broadcast that I had lost them, which felt like "gaslighting", for I was certain that I hadn't.

A locksmith was summoned and new keys were provided for a moderate but inconvenient fee. All returned to a semblance of normality.... then the missing keys found their way back into the lock cupboard.

Hmmm. Bizarre and annoying.
The spare keys are now in my possession!