Not Funny

Do not laugh!  Stop it!!  It's not fair.

So I went and rolled in some exclusive perfume in the back yard which turned out to be cat poo.  I thought it smelt great, but it didn't go down well with you know who.  And I don't mean Voldemort.  She's way scarier than Voldemort, I can tell you.  Especially when I come in stinking of cat poo.

So I did get dunkted in the laundry sink, and had a bath all over.  And to add insult to injury SHE did cut the fur around my bottom.

And to make it even worse, HE did take photos.