Dog Depression

I hate this! I am going demented with this bloody cone on my head. It is so irritating. Everything I try to do is difficult and I keep banging into furniture. 

When I get an itch on my head I can't do anything about it; when I get an itch on my leg, I can't reach it. I can't lick my bottom. I have to place my cone over my food bowl in a particular way to reach the goodies. 

When I am allowed outside, I have to wear the lead in the garden!!!! I'm not allowed to run, jump or stand up on my hind legs. I can't run to the gate to bark at passers by. I can't continue to dig that hole I've been working on behind the bush for the last week or two. 

This is grim.