Bastards.

Just for once, what you said came true.
Once a complete cynic, you made me a believer.
It even changed my life in a small but significant way.
I stopped wearing make-up. I no longer needed to.
I stopped stressing about my skin.
I'm not vain, (Nora Batty is my style guru) but not getting
wound up about this one thing enhanced my life.

And now the fuckers have discontinued this perfect
product. Wankfaced bastards. I have scoured the whole
of the fucking internet. I have brought the very last
jar of this wondrous moisturiser.

I started it this morning.
Gonna have to make it last.