Vocation

So. I left the house :-O
I feel quite faint when I do that these days!

007 called to me...so I had no choice but to comply and go to see Skyfall (finally).
Bloody lovely man, that Daniel Craig. Ooft!

I feel it is my job, however, to point out some significant holes in the plot. Don't read any further if you have not seen it, as there may be spoilers.

(1) Very physical stunts atop a train would have very likely caused burst trousers in DC. They were tight trousers (I checked). So unrealistic to have no DC flesh visible after all that tumbling about...tsk. In fact, pretty sure his trousers would have fallen off completely.

(2) M informed Bond that he needed 'debriefing' but no such act occurred! I would have volunteered. I'm selfless like that.

(3) M told Bond that he wasn't to stay the night at her house. And I thought she was supposed to be intelligent!! Honestly.

(4) Miss Moneypenny (A.K.A. Miss Funnyfanny) used the completely wrong technique when shaving Bond's face. It is well-known that the best technique involves, firstly and most importantly, the removal of all towels from the shavee's body (i.e. 007's)(you might've guessed), therefore allowing for an efficient professional experience....

(5) Miss Funnyfanny has been mis-cast. It should be ME.

Otherwise a great film.
I shall be writing a strongly-worded letter to Sam Mendes in preparation for the next Bond film, offering my services as over-seer of Daniel Craig's wardrobe. After all, I would save hundreds of pounds what with the ironing service being unnecessary. A shoe-in, I think.

Incidentally, the pic is 'Man of Steel' Superman. I was too overcome to focus the camera on the Bond poster.