Before...

And tomorrow you'll see the after...

There was some discussion at Smartex about this story recently in the news and, being a Blue Peter competition winner 40 years ago (polishes imaginary badge),  I was challenged to write a limerick.

So here it is:

In Brigmouth I was one day caught short,
Thus a public convenience I sought,
Keen to quick spend my penny,
Found I didn’t have any,
My relief? ‘Tap n’ go’ afterthought.