The Lamb-inator!

Mandy I printed and laminate to our hearts content yesterday. It was a busy wee day yesterday, but a good one. All of the customers booked in today were lovely and most of the people that came in kept their insane questions to themselves. I've heard a few good ones lately:

If I got 666 tattooed on the sole of my foot, does that mean that my tattoos will be free forever, no matter what studio I go to?

Erm...No.

I know the guy that tattooed Angelina Jolie's dragon - he works fae his hoose round here. I might get him to tattoo me.

Go for it, we're in Central Scotland, I very much doubt Angelina Jolie popped in to a guy's kitchen in Coatbridge for a tribal dragon.

If I get my tongue pierced is there a chance it might fall off?

I sincerely hope so if it will stop you saying such things, but no. There is no chance that you're tongue will just fall off.

And my very favourite questions are the ones that start with "my pal telt me..." and "I heard that..." you just know there's going to be a cracking end to these questions.

Jules