Offended

While waiting around at CVS for my prescription cough syrup (hooray, I have bronchitis) I spotted this.

So, what, does this imply that getting handknit socks (apparently in FAIR ISLE no less) is somehow super lame and equivalent to coal or whatever the "naughty" kids get??!

As a knitter, I am so offended. I'll remember this, M&Ms!