Good Bye

Kevin penned his farewell to the world on a post-it-note before jumping into the abyss of eternal light. “I've had a good life” he wrote,"although I would have liked a bigger penis.” As a life long Methodist he was surprised to find that reincarnation was the Truth. He came back as a salmon smolt and was eaten. Then as an ant that was trod on by an antelope. Herring, that didn't go well. Life sucks if you are not at the top of the food chain. Notably he did go on to be the very last panda before they went into extinction.

Well done Kevin. Except you keep coming back and being eaten. Time after time after time. Reincarnation sucks, big time.