Anyone's guess

Hard to know which way is the right way up.

I got dumpted at the hairdresser this morning.  I don't much care for it; but I know it has to happen.  And then I do get to go into the pet shop for a treat, and they do make a great big fuss of me. 

Which is all very well, but all I want to do is go home for a big drink of water and a nap.