SpatNav

Picture the scene. You lucidly and crisply enunciate your clear and simple destination to the satnav, Several times. Each time it refuses to play ball, trying repeatedly to send you to a multitude of utterly unrelated destination words.

Peevishly you screech an obscenity at it, involving a short fornicatory term and ‘off then!’

It then replies “that northerly direction is not available.”

I nearly ended myself!!