Hardware

Don't even attempt the job without the correct hardware. This is actually my delayed 'sideboard blip' from last week; a box within a box within a... It quite amused me in a Richard Stanley kind of way - sideboard goes on a murderous cyborg rampage swinging it's massive oak arms from side to side, soundtrack by Iggy Pop... I'm very pleased with my new bit of furniture, but a full-on portrait would have been a bit sad and John-Lewis-catalogue of me. Somewhere to put the board games and the table mats - my god, it is the seventies and we are turning into our parents...!