Pony Kisses

I had a day off today so made a start on an office spring clean as it's become a bit of dumping ground. I didn't get far before Mr W came home due to a work cancellation and wanted to take me shopping miles away so he could get 10p off a litre of fuel!!

Then off to the Docs to have my breasts fondled. Lucky me. An urgent scan has been ordered but I'm not going to dwell on that. No point wasting energy on something that's unknown. Im probably just due some new implants!

Later on in the evening a joined Daughter Number 1 at the Funny Farm. She's been there all week. I cooked dinner for both daughter's before they stripped off and covered each other in brown stuff that makes you... well.....Brown! Their pop up tent was in the garden, in the dark, in freezing temperatures... with no clothes on!! So today has been well and truly all about boobies.

Then out of the blue I get a message from Jasmines dad who I havnt seen for 12 years asking me to help out. The Naughty One has gone right off the rails. Her babysitting friend can't cope with her while Gill is working abroad and her dad basically said his work is far more important than her to deal with her. But to cut a long storey short, she arrived on our doorstep all hour later after being put in a taxi from Enfield to West Sussex.

Oh boy did she stink....of weed. And alcohol. So I threw her straight in the shower, threw her clothes straight in the washing machine and told her that basically I don't believe a word that comes out of her mouth when she says she didn't smoke it, she just let all her friends smoke it... in Gills no smoking policy apartment!

Oh Lord. I'm in for a fun few days!!!