Sincstu CrazyGolf Cup 2018

Sam wins, by a single point, in a closely fought crazy golf round that saw high drama in some holes-in-one and one player flirting with a "career ending before it even began" 7 shot take on the first hole.

Sam was interviewed after the game and said it was an unexpected, but life changing win, that he'd spend his £1.50 on a choc ice and was hopeful of securing sponsorship deals from the Co-op's saturated (in) fat, steak slice range and Lucozade to help him achieve greatness in crazy golf, perhaps enough to refurbish the long forgotten open air crazy golf down at the beach.

The win was all the more impressive, set as it was against the double jeopardy of being in the biggest "germ and viral chav new species mutating bacteria ming fest" in Aberdeen, aka, codonas.