The heist.

"Give me all your valuables or I'll drill you full of lead."
"No"
"Snub nosed magnum. I'll pop a cap in your ass for sure!  Mo Fo"
"Still No"
"I'll plug ya! No mistake!"
"Again, No."
"Slit your gizzard from ear to ear!"
"With a plastic pistol?"
"erm….ok, slightly awkward, how about £2 for a coffee?"
"Do one. Mo Fo……….. Hang on aren't you Samuel L Jackson?"
"For £2 I'll be any one you want me to be."