Chris Hoy's thighs

When I bought my electric bike, Anniemay asked the guy in the bike shop what it would be like.  He said " it's like having Chris Hoy's thighs".

Now anyone who knows me will realise the thought of me having thighs like an Olympian track star is extremely unlikely. 

Anniemay bought me a present back from her weekend away in Warrington.  This is partly to avoid the embarrassment of me borrowing her tights to keep warm in the winter.  

The illustration on the box are definitely not Chris Hoy's.  Nor anything like mine.  We'll see how they work out.