Harbouring a grudge.

I approached an oriental gentleman and asked him if he knew the time of the next train back to Edinburgh.

"Tooth Hurty." he replied.
"Ah, you'll want the dental practice just down there, they'll sort you out all right. But what of the next train?" I enquired again.
"TOOTH HURTY, TOOTH HURTY!!!" he said becoming quite irate.

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