Published At Last

My Dear Fellows and Dear Princess Normal,

Do you remember this? It turns out that Wishbone did! They reproduced my email in their newsletter, "Aromas Abound" which is strangely fitting for a fellow like myself who can clear the room after eating Mexican food.

But do you see that? Do you?! 

WELL-WRITTEN AND HUMOUROUS

So there you go. Finally, I'm in print. It may not be "Granta" or "The New Yorker" but, trust me on this, one day "Aromas Abound" will be required reading for the literati.

You people are so lucky to be able to get to read this crap from me EVERY SINGLE DAY. 

In other news, it is one year since I started work in my current job. I bought cakes for the office and it sort of felt like end-of-term today. It has been a pretty decent job, even though Smock can get on my nerves at times.

Today she said to me, conspiratorially, "Oooh, I don't want to work with Derek, he's such an old woman. Very wittery."

I bit my tongue. It was tough. But I managed it. 

S.