The Eliminator

No one really knows if the much-vaunted Terminator 5 by the Director called Justin Lin will ever be made to reunite Arnie with his Harley Davidson Fat Boy, as he cruises the super highways of Los Angeles.

Fear not though, because even if not, you will definitely get to see this Eliminator 125 by Kawasaki called Celia with Kempy aboard as he takes his CBT (Compulsory Basic Training) Test for novice riders along the back roads of Bury.

I'm not entirely sure if his recent purchase of the 'entry level cruiser' is a mid life crisis thing for old fishing pal Kempy; or simply his attempt at "if you can't beat them, join them", now that his daughter Joanne is the passionate owner of a 600cc monster bare-frame motorcycle. Either way, at only 125cc's, he will have some serious catching up to do.

Why call it Celia though you might ask (I did), well it's simply like this: Kempy's first-ever car was called Cecil; and so it was obvious to him, his first motorbike should be named after the lady owner he had bought it from - because the two names sounded similar. Er....well, OK.

By the way, I did ask him to look a bit more cheerful, but he refused saying "bikers never smile". That reminded me of the joke - Q: How do you spot the happy motorcyclists? A: They're the ones with flies stuck to their teeth.