Shrinkles

A wonderful Bjørnico Nenglish term. What he actually meant was wrinkles.
The unofficial definition of shrinkles:
"an unfortunate side effect of being over worked. The sufferer begins to shrink inside his/her own skin due to lack of daylight and/or fresh air, leaving the victim with loose shar-pei like skin. Sufferers often experience (un)natural skin bleaching due to lack of vitamin D. This is commonly known as "screen face" as the skin adopts an unnatural luminescence not dissimilar to that of a computer screen."