The Fox and the Pigeon.

'Hello Mr Pigeon', said Mr Fox, 'I've got you where I want you
and I'm going to eat you for my dinner'.

'Well' said the pigeon, 'Contrary to your rather outdated view vis-à-vis the hunter/hunted scenario, I think you'll find I have you where I want you and I know you're not good with heights, sucker'. and flew off.


Oh, and free chocolate!