Retirement?

The Donkey Diesel failed its MoT today. I said that if it required any money spending on it, it would go for scrap and I would retire properly.
It has gone. I'm having a towbar fitted to my proper car tomorrow to move my trailer around for trips to the tip.
So my blip number 1001 is the start of my semi official retirement. Real retirement (OAP Status) is in March.