If I had a $1,000,000

If I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars
Well, I'd buy you a green dress
But not a real green dress, that's cruel
- 'If I had a $1,000,000' Barenaked Ladies

I'd also probably stay at all the fancy hotels. Even in Edinburgh. But today, I did buy a green dress - a real green dress, even though my debit card almost had a fit at the till.