Washed Out

We're just about hanging in there on the few hours' kip we're currently getting each night. Both kids are snotty, spluttering and coughing through the night but amazingly bounce back the next day, seemingly none the worse for it. The parents, on the other hand, are like extras in a zombie film and may soon require dribble bibs.

Nobody said the ravages of age would be quite so ravaging.