Thought Transference

It's quite a problem for me getting my thoughts down on Blip.

I can't, for the life of me, get my tongue around human language, even though I do try my best.  It just comes out as a series of groans; which for some reason really irritate HER.  Do stop groaning George, she says.

And I don'[t see HER learning barks in a hurry either.

So we depend on thought transference.  I stand on my hind legs, and she catches my front paws, and then we literally put our heads together, and she strokes under my armpits... and.... ahhhhhh, and..... 

Where was I?  Oh yes, thought transference.  It's the only way to go.