crying "what wolf?"

After a rather long gap than anticipated, the Year of Zoo Membership began this morning on the way into this place, for the second visit for three of us and the first for the one who didn't exist at the time. Unfortunately, that same visitor was a bit grumpy at times and said he didn't want to see any animals, so we gave him a wee mask made out of a paper bag so that he couldn't see them even when he was standing at the front of the crowd for a feeding session.