Being Scottish.

Hamish had spent a vigorous 10 minutes on the bouncy castle demonstrating to passing tourists what Scotsmen don't wear under their kilts. Now however, he settled to devour with languorous delight a battered black pudding supper for lunch.

Braw, it's a way of life.

Spoiler alert: Tomorrow I intend to go to Glasgow. The Willow tearoom's 'high tea' may feature.

Suspense alert: Or it may not.....