Seaweed! 

I went to the beach today. It was a bit smelly but there were lots of new things to see and sniff. I even chased a crow across some mud. 

At one point, I ran between two walkers' legs and they both bent down simultaneously to pat me. Their heads clonked together as they stooped. How we all laughed. 

When I got home, my owner tried the old garden-hose-cleaning trick on me. I hated it! Thankfully I think I might get a warm bath later because I am still honking from that beach mud.