Le Hound dog again, again, again

He is a pedigree dog.
A pedigree Scruffhound.

He does not do as he is told
His brain is in his nose
When he barks he sounds like the Hound of the Baskervilles
He barks if anyone comes to the door or walks on our drive or on the pavement in front of our house
He jumps up at visitors
He smells at times

But when I come home he is really really pleased to see me
He is lovely