St Nick-ed! Christmas Behind Bars?!

Rumours about other celebrity names on Philip Schofield's infamous list were fuelled today with this unseasonally early sighting of Father Christmas apparently under house arrest. In a statement released by his solicitors, Donner and Blitzen, Mr Claus strenuously denied allegations that he had attended the Top Of The Pops Christmas Special after-show party in 1969, saying that it was a clear case of mistaken identity .....

As you will gather, I haven't had much else to do today (other than shopping and a bit of leaf collecting in the garden) and I know that it's far too early for Christmas blips, but I just couldn't resist the opportunity when it arose!