Gyrating.

Well balanced chap in his gyrating pants. Maybe they are made like this to stop him doing the splits mid-air. The hoop looks made to measure too. A nightmare trying to shop in the city on Saturdays, even though I went early and finally managed to get a white  blouse that didn't come down to my knees. Nothing in M&S I fancied either. So many tourists this year and the market seems to have been taken over by hot food stalls. Cheaper and instant too.