"Oi, Annie..Would You Let Me In..It's Damp Ou

This is the Kitty Boy on my kitchen windowsill as soon as I raised the blind early this morning......shouting about getting in!!!
It was quite damp this morning here but has taken up into a nice day ....so far anyway...maybe more gardening even????
Anyway the windowsill was wet!.....so I let him in and when he sat on several different places on the kitchen floor he left a big wet patch....I followed him round with the mop while he shouted about his breakfast...
"You're not getting any breakfast until I dry your backside" (me)...
Kitty "Oh no way ..you're not doing that to me"!!!
Me "Oh yes I am"......
I couldn't describe the row that followed!!!!!!!!!!
Let's just say it got everyone else in the house up in time!!!