I know I sound like a westernised brat ..

BUT OH MY GOD DO NOT EVER STAY AT THE GRAND BURSTIN HOTEL FOLKESTONE ..
we had to leave .... couldn’t stay there .. the whole place stinks and our room wasn’t fit for anything .. it was crawling .. serves Tits McGee and I right for not researching (we usually do ) .. 1004 reviews labelling it horrific .. mind you 356 said it was ok .. I’d like to meet those fucking nutcases . It stank of urine everywhere in the ‘bathroom ‘ ... I’m not sure I could call it a bathroom .

ANYWAY .. we are now in the lovely clean brand new travel lodge in Dover .....
safe from bed bugs and SLUGS ... 9 floors up the slugs were enjoying the filthy carpet ...
Shudder ...