On Form Joshua

Last night Joshua sat this oversize stuffed Garfield on the loo, arms folded, legs crossed, lights off. We all heard Samantha squeal when she opened the door some time later.
Tonight during dinner we were having a discussion around the source of gammon, Clare having asked Joshua where he thought gammon and bacon might come from received the reply; "Gammon comes from pigs, bacon comes from God"
'Uncle' Mark arrived today, good to see him, happy children.