Garden Birds.

Herself has the notion that we should have somebody in to do some decorating – that means choosing some wall paper – a task that is fraught with difficulties in this household. A trip to investigate revealed both the eye-watering prices of wall paper and the need such places have of redecorating.

Had I wanted a nice picture today, I would have cloned out the Blu Tack and the screws for fixing pictures to the walls, and also the picture of the coos underneath which draws sharp attention to the facts that at least one of them is not level and that they are a little overcrowded.

You will notice that this picture entitled, “Garden Bids,” could be yours for a mere 75 notes, also that the bull finch is of a similar size to the blue tits and that the kingfisher has been re-classified.

Note: While checking the spelling (I labour under the delusion that it is spelt Blu Tac) I found that this product, known to small boys the world over as artificial snot, makes an excellent alternative to ear plugs.