Healthy Eating

Beans on toast, no toast.

Mrs DB's enthusiasm for playing with her new toy caused her to become distracted.  The smoke alarm drew this to her attention.  I've decided that this is much more reliable than the cooker timer and made the suggestion. 

When I pointed out the error of her ways she took it like a man.  She threw the butter dish at me and suggested I leave her kitchen.  I can still hear her muttering and chuntering.