Thanks Auntie Normal!

Dear Princess Normal,

Holy effing ess. I got MUGGED as soon as I got through the door today.

I don't know how he knew, but he knew. I had to rip open that parcel with himself shoving his face through my arms and shouting. LOUDLY.

So here he is. His mouth is a little blurry. This is not bad camerawork on my part, he was INHALING these things as soon as the packet was open. 

I've had to hide the rest of the box away. I fully expect I'll find he has trashed the kitchen looking for them tomorrow.

S.