Dylan’s Diary #8

“It’s been a rather eventful couple of days here what with that Olaf about. They weren’t too keen on letting me out when he was hanging around but he’s gone now. They managed to track his owners down on that Facelook thing.
She’s been brushing me and combing me and I don’t mind that, although I’m not too keen on her washing my nose!
He’s been spending ages watching that stupid golf game on TV. I don’t know why he bothers. He was never any good at it and the last time he played, they were using wooden sticks and feather balls!!
Why does he grow that tomatoes. I don’t like them.
Hope you have a good weekend.
It will soon be teatime
Oh no!!!
He’s back already!!”