Meltdown

Another 36 degrees scorcher. I'm having a meltdown on the beach reading about the planet of Helliconia having a meltdown as its orbit approaches its star, Batalix. The king of Borlien, JandoorAnganol, is having a meltdown because he was going to be sentenced to death for the murder of the sister of his soon to be child wife, SimodaTal, until his son, RobaydayAnganol, admitted that he murdered her. Meanwhile, the President of the United States is having a meltdown because he had a meltdown in Helsinki, although he insists he didn't have a meltdown, he was cool and just accidentally omitted a contraction. Finally, water sports fans other than Trump are apparently staying indoors for fear of having a meltdown because this is the only person I saw on the water all afternoon and even he only stuck around for about ten minutes.  

Thankfully, the ice cream is not having a meltdown.